Yup, he’s having a hard time accepting that his life’s work to date sums up to torturing a lot of gay and bi people and nothing more.

...and the call is coming from inside the house

I’m shocked! S-H-O-CK-E-D, I’m telling y’all!

Finally! An answer to; Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? 

“I know my work helped many, many people because they’ve told me so,”

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

I feel like the harder you feel compelled to brag about stuff like this, the more insecure you are about it.

Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

So Dream asked Producer to contact Badu. Maybe Producer did, maybe he didn’t. I don’t care. If Badu wants to say something now, she has the platform— she can respond and “correct the record” as she sees fit. By focusing on whether or not someone contacted her, she’s sidestepping the real question: Why is she…

Even if he were not a rapist, it would not be true that he has done for black people than anyone. Hell, I don’t know that he’s even done more for black people than Badu herself.

1) Razors “designed and marketed” for shaving the balls and shaft (and ass crack) “Extra attention to design for your sensitive regions”

I’m here for anything that gives Kelly displeasure. Let them unleash a thousand violations, I say!

What about the timing is significant?

Ja Rule should really keep his mouth shut and hope everyone thinks he was just the drunk dummy along for the ride with a scammer. I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to myself if I were him. Especially after the tape of him saying he knew what they were doing was false advertising.

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown…

busting R. Kelly for building code violation is the new getting Capone on tax evasion... never change, Chicago

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

I’m somehow both shocked and not at all surprised. He was clearly unwell. It’s probably crass to speculate how his life ended, but his erratic behavior over the past year make suicide or drug overdose (or some other drug/alcohol related death) seem like the most likely possibilities.

Not Andy Garcia, though!

This is nice to see.