If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

I feel like the harder you feel compelled to brag about stuff like this, the more insecure you are about it.

Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

So Dream asked Producer to contact Badu. Maybe Producer did, maybe he didn’t. I don’t care. If Badu wants to say something now, she has the platform— she can respond and “correct the record” as she sees fit. By focusing on whether or not someone contacted her, she’s sidestepping the real question: Why is she…

Even if he were not a rapist, it would not be true that he has done for black people than anyone. Hell, I don’t know that he’s even done more for black people than Badu herself.

1) Razors “designed and marketed” for shaving the balls and shaft (and ass crack) “Extra attention to design for your sensitive regions”

I’m here for anything that gives Kelly displeasure. Let them unleash a thousand violations, I say!

What about the timing is significant?

Ja Rule should really keep his mouth shut and hope everyone thinks he was just the drunk dummy along for the ride with a scammer. I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to myself if I were him. Especially after the tape of him saying he knew what they were doing was false advertising.

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown…

busting R. Kelly for building code violation is the new getting Capone on tax evasion... never change, Chicago

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

I’m somehow both shocked and not at all surprised. He was clearly unwell. It’s probably crass to speculate how his life ended, but his erratic behavior over the past year make suicide or drug overdose (or some other drug/alcohol related death) seem like the most likely possibilities.

You have to watch his Netflix special. I’m in love. 

Not Andy Garcia, though!

I love Oh, Hello like nothing else, but honestly anything he does with Nick Kroll is fun. I sincerely hope they’re planning to host the Independent Spirit Awards again this year. Their last two stints were delightful.

This is nice to see.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

So serious life stuff here- On Thursday I’m getting a full hysterectomy and endometriosis excision surgery, I ‘ve wanted this surgery for years and dont need the parts with my gender identity and thought I was super calm about it. Then the 1 week until surgery mark hit and I’m really starting to panic. I’m just plain…

I for one will not be surprised when we learn his younger sibling's kitten died under mysterious circumstances.