Oh, GOD. Please tell me you moved to another continent and joined an ancient religious sect to avoid ever looking him or her in the eye again.

Um, he meant your face.

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

Golly, Janeane, maybe HE is the person solely responsible for how his actions affect his daughters.

Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

Look, I get standing up for a friend. But compare this to what Marc Maron said about C.K., also longtime friends. He had asked C.K. privately about the (at the time) rumors and Louis said they weren’t true. When C.K. admitted to the behavior, Maron said on the podcast that Louis had straight up lied to him and fuck…

She’s really using the “He has daughters!” excuse? And tossing in “I’ve known him forever!” and “You weren’t there!”

Well, from this working mom who is presently lounging without a bra and giving her kids some couch potato time after a very long week, fuck you Robert Patterson.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

I feel like I am the only woman on the planet who thought Cat Person read as redpill propaganda disguised as feminist lit. Margot doesn’t merely consent to Robert’s advances out of politeness; she practically mauls him before he takes her back to his place. He tries to turn her down. She doesn’t let him. THEN all the…

Killed for the crime of living his life and not hurting anyone.

You are not wrong. But how about we get closer to the “root” of the problem? Men: don’t send pictures of your dick to anyone. I was going to suggest a more draconian approach (one to which I find it very easy to adhere) - just don’t take pictures of your dick - but calling for a total ban on salami-selfies seemed like…

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Terry Crews is just the best.

Men: Ugh you can’t even say hi to a woman in the workplace anymore without her crying about sexual harassment

I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Has she stopped smoking? If not, is she planning on it?