I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Has she stopped smoking? If not, is she planning on it?

I wish there was a condition that stopped me from being able to read men’s comments on mainstream news websites. 

So, do I need to move to China or what are you saying exactly?

Sounds like the best medical condition ever. 

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

This is so important.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

I hope that they are convicted and are registered as sex offenders.

Psh, nice try. We all know that the REAL DANGER is from those scary trans people just trying to pee.

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

I’m calling bullshit...the Surviving R. Kelly people reached out to her as one of his past collaborators and she opted to not participate. She also could have released a statement before it aired. This is damage control pure and simple.

“If I could go back and have a talk with my younger self I’d tell her to go through the therapy I have since then, so that I could understand the confused post-traumatic state that I was in - or if therapy was not available to me or anyone in my situation - to seek help, and speak as openly and honestly as possible…

Okay, girl. I see you and your Oscar campaign.

The video was also directed by Terry Richardson and is EXTREMELY disturbing. This apology is too little too late.

A white guy with a fetish for young asian women.

I’ve known guys like him, he probably does think his opinions on women’s bodies, and what constitutes the right kind of body, are extremely fascinating to everyone he meets. 

You guys:

Yes. One of the most liberating things about getting older (I am 37) is that I’m not constantly being harassed by creeps who think my looks make me an object for their use and my youth makes me an easy target. Not only are men like him ageist but they are also scared little punks because they are afraid of women their…

OK, but why, in any interview with this man, did his feelings on womens’ bodies come up? Does he just run around talking about how he prefers young women? I don’t get it.