God forbid a black woman who is not a size small, sing about sex and enjoying said sex. Don't you know if you shop in the plus size section you're not allowed to fuck ever.

Equally heartwarming: when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she could’t afford to get a place in DC until she started being paid as a member of Congress (she’s broke), Chef Jose Andres tweeted “Dear Congresswomen: you have a room, a shower, and a plate on my family table for as long as you may be in need of one.”

Most people don’t actually listen to the words in songs. So yes, after years of “listening” to her music, a lot of people were probably shocked to find out that’s what she often writes and sings about. Here’s a good example: when out with a friend once, George Michael’s Freedom came on. I mention that the thing I…

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…

This is the future liberals want, hells yes.

“Making policy” is what they call #2.

That squad photo you got the old man picture in the background. Staring hard. I can just imagine Trump looking through the eye holes in the picture mad as hell. Like the wandering eyes in the intro for Scooby-Doo.

This actually made me emotional.

“If Mrs. Trump wanted something from Mrs. Obama, she’d just take it.”

He doesn’t lose it but he does have a tendency to get really snarky when he knows the answer and the contestant got it wrong. He gets a little shit-eating grin on his face and implies that the answer is Day One Elite Snob School stuff.

That is peak Grandpa house.

I’ve met him in person and stood very close to him while he was wearing some slippers at work and I’d put him at a solid 5’10”. Definitely not 6 feet but not 5’8” either-not that that matters very much because he’s a whole snack regardless of height.

Perhaps only tangentially related to Chip & Jo*, after stretching in bed I had weird cramps along my shin bones last night, like a charlie horse in the calf, but not quite as terrible, and in front. They took their time going away but the area feels fine now. I blame walking on hard surfaces in my super slippery…

GIANT CLOCKS FOR EVERYONE!

My best friend died yesterday. After watching her continued deterioration from MS for the past 13 years, and after contracting pneumonia 2 weeks ago, last weekend she decided she wanted to be taken off antibiotics and IV fluids. She was able to move from her nursing home and stay with her brother and sister-in-law,…

I do tend to trust what is stated on the packaging (although I have had one very bad bait & switch experience D: ). If the companies don’t keep their promises, we must file class action to keep them honest.

In Sweden (where oat milk has been the only real milk alternative since 2015) there are some brands of oat milk & yoghurt that claim to be celiac proof (something about separate production facilities that means it’s never processed in the same facilities as wheat).

I used to buy oats that were sold with a guarantee - organically grown, gluten free, etc. Although they were Expensive.

Ah, Victoria’s Secret. *smh*

So all along, Victoria’s secret was that she’s a bitch to other women. WHO KNEW.