They don’t want to understand. They don’t feel forced to understand. And men fear and hate what they don’t understand.

This is both horrifying and hilariously stupid. A pizza cutter. A fucking pizza cutter. The giant asteroid cannot come soon enough.

This story would have been so much better if their diabolical plan was thwarted by werewolves mauling and killing them. But all the werewolves in Florida have been killed by invasive boas. Respect the environment. 

He has never done a thing for me.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

-On empathizing with women:
“[I have] a little bit of a deeper understanding about what it’s like to be a woman in that yes, I could have sex with somebody at any given moment.”

I have ironed my USAF husband’s shirt a total of one time because he was scrabbling to get ready and needed a hand. If I do it right, he'll get to retirement before I ever do another.

Protect the country how and from what? It’s not as if trans people will stop identifying as trans if these changes are made, and even if they did, trans people as a group don’t pose a threat to anyone.

I’m so fucking frustrated right now.
My plan to destroy America by peeing in public restrooms is completely ruined.  Nooo!

Don’t worry: the president is committed to protecting you from the menace of people making personal life choices that affects literally no-one else.

So, intersex (not completely male or female) and chromosomal gender differences happen in about 1/2000 births. So about as common as red hair. Fuck these assholes. 

Ugh that reminds me of my ex husband. He was in the army and I had to iron his BDUs (uniform) every night. One night during a horrible flu, I was in bed trying to rest. He came into the room to ask me if I was gonna iron. I said please no, I have the flu, I’m pregnant, I am so sick. Please let me rest. He dragged me…

White, right wing, domestic terrorism. we cant deal with it until we can say it.

And he was still let loose to collect "hundreds of rounds of ammunition" without setting off any alarm bells? 

It’s completely preposterous, but these are people with preposterous amounts of money. It’s like if a normal person could get Bill Murray to come to their wine/cheese/karaoke party for 50 bucks.

Fam, I thought Bob Barker had already died an indeterminate amount of time ago, so this story was very confusing for me. But also, cool, I’m glad he’s still around at age 94 (!). 

This is the email he sent them. Hope he never is allowed to be involved with DECIEM ever again.

He’s staying at a Trump hotel - yes, this guy is certifiable.

Let’s find out.
ah—-one.
Two!!!!
Three.

Three.