I thought someone whittled a corpse bride out of a log.

“¿Por qué no las dos?”

“Kim Kardashian did an interview with Bret Easton Ellis, but you have to search inside your soul to decide whether you’d pay $35 to read an interview with Kim Kardashian.”

Kim looks like a poorly made Cher wax figure.

Pratt is a self-righteous Jesus lover though... I mean if that’s your bag great, but it’s sure as shit not mine. 

Not dear, sweet, senator Maverick, who told it like it was, and voted in lockstep with his less dramatic peers!

She was an OG 2010 teabagger! Like a “NOBAMA” one! Gaaaahhhhh

“I believe that in theory people should help each other and have rights, but I will do nothing to make sure that happens in practice”

“fiscally conservative, socially liberal”

The gross part is how many “fiscally conservative, socially liberal” folks still think she is “a moderate”. I don’t fucking get it.

Why is Jim Gaffigan there? I know his comedy is supposed to be inoffensive, but is he a big conservative or something?

Halloween Situational Best Chris:

I mean I think the comment is righteously judgmental - women NEED to be aware of what their bodies do and are capable of. In the age of the internet, sure there might be some dubious or incorrect advice out there, but it’s not DIFFICULT to get good information. Even a woman who is homeless or works nontraditional…

Soooo here’s the thing, I was an independent childbirth educator for many years I find it incredible how few women today take pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding classes. This nonsense of “nobody told me!” I hear a lot, and I hear it from women who obsessively research which mascara, face cream, blow dryer .... to buy but…

Happens to women all over the world all the time.

That's one of the things that gives me solace when I look towards the oncoming environmental apocalypse. We don't really deserve a future on this planet.

1 - She’s a woman. 2 - She’s a woman empowering other women. 3 - She’s a woman making changes to the status quo.

I think it is just unfathomably hypocritical for someone who was a nude model and also disenfranchises vast swaths of people and supports a husband who is a fucking monster and the whole institution that does actual, measurable physical and mental damage to so many to get mad because a white lady who wore the same…

A Trump accusing someone else of being vulgar? I don’t think that word means what you think it means

Vulgarity? Perish the thought Melania...