I am so sorry and so glad he’s your ex, he sounds like a huge asshole. My husband was in the AF for 22 years and I never once ironed his BDU’s. But many times slid my shirts and blouses onto the ironing board for a quick once over. My point is, I don’t iron. And Dick Spencer should be walloped with an iron.…

I heard that in the hormone monsters voice and it was goooood. 

Perfect! *chefs kiss*

Loved, loved, loved this book! So excited they’re making this into a show. I may have fallen a little bit in love with the author. 

Plus it has sexy times. This is one of the best books I’ve read in awhile. I think you’ll enjoy it. 

That was fun!

And just in the past weeks he was working extra hard to get Kavanaugh into the SC. Unforgivable. https://theweek.com/speedreads/798796/george-w-bush-reportedly-working-phones-kavanaugh

I’m 49. Can’t stand Seinfeld, but I love Mulaney. Seen his stand up, I’ve seen his Broadway play and I’ll watch anything he does on tv. Different strokes. Chris Rock? Nope. 

That is the real question!

She’s a monster.

I don’t know, I looked rather fetching in my Dorothy Hamill cut, satin bomber jacket, flared corduroys, and clogs. OMG everything really does come back in style.  

Everybody makes mistakes.  

Is there such a thing as bangable Republican? It’s like edible footwear, those two things don’t go together. Or composting nukes. I’m just spitballing here. 

Me too, they go with everything.

They are called Coraline, if they ever start selling them again. 

Doc Martens every day. These ones in particular.

I’ve dreamed of Stephen King writing the end of my childhood story. Only he has the imagination suited for what my brother and his friends deserve. 

I’m a huge fan, personally. I have been buying her music and secretly crushing on her for many years. But I don’t think she’s super well known yet. 

Who pulled you out of the greys? I’d like to kick them in the crotch.

I have spent countless hours on the internets trying to find a nice light oil that won’t make my scalp break out and that won’t be too heavy on my fine hair. I finally found carrot seed oil. It’s lovely. Don’t have to do anything special the next morning but just shampoo to get it out. No real scent either. Amazon has…