I suppose, but my dog has traveled to Belgium, Italy, Switzerland, Holland, France, etc. in a car and he said it was pretty cool. He flew in the cabin over there once and flew back to the states. So a total of two times. I don’t think that’s a regular basis. I think maybe you have a skewed idea of what a military…

Heck, I’ll tell a little story just for fun. My husband and I were ready to adopt a dog years ago and we wanted to adopt a shelter dog. We had a big house with a yard, no kids, I was home all day, I had been a Vet Tech, no other dogs. We tried to adopt from several different groups to no avail. We jumped through all…

Fuck Oprah for all that shit. And for Tyler Perry too. We can blame her for that can’t we?

Thanks for the laugh. This was hilarious.

70, try 30 for some of us.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. They have tiny penises.

I eat the chile rellano things almost every day. Cause I’m lazy and have celiac disease. I love those damn things.

That is insane.

Swear to dog.

People like him are part of the reason I’m an atheist.

Doesn’t make it any easier. Some days just suck really hard. I’m glad you have good family and friends, cause to try to do it without some kind of support would be almost impossible.

Fuck. I’m glad you’re ok. If there’s anything I can do, let me know.

I’m so sorry. You don’t deserve any of that.

Just to ease your mind, that’s a device to keep a child secure while you’re trying to draw his or her blood. It’s called a papoose. But that’s funny as hell.

I actually know quite a few Satanists, but we probably run in a different crowd.

I’m late but I can’t believe nobody posted this already. Jerri Blank and her liberty bell people, it’s been done!

I was in Kaiserslautern in 99 where the guy on the Darwin Awards ran into a pier and died. Oops!

My schadenfreude is through the fuckin roof! I laughed so hard I peed a little. Thanks for that. I needed it after watching the Vice video.

When has the NFL ever dealt with any situation honorably?

I love the Seahawks and I love football, but I’m done with it. The NFL hates women and what they’ve done to Colin is shameful. I’m done with them. I know I’m just one woman, but I control the remote in this house.