Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

If you were 17 and getting married off to a 50 year old, odds are in one way or another, he’s going to be beastly.

9 months later, Jesus was born.

Melania reads the headline, nods in sad acknowledgement,

Racism makes people do some crazy shit man.

Imma let you finish, but Willow is Val Kilmer’s best movie

That sounds like an excellent dream.

Top Secret is severely underappreciated

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

“pumped the breaks [on the matter] after Nida’s last name was misspelled on documents.”

I find it kind of astounding just how much this government seems to detest its own people. It’s a level of disrespect and casual cruelty you rarely ever see in a developed nation.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’ve been trying to figure out if there is a way to sue them for their lying and deception.

I think their goal is “nothing.”

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.

I met him once. After a Wondercon back when it was still in SF. A buddy and I stayed late after the last day of the con to finish a tabletop and as we’re hitting the urinals on our way out we look over and realize the little guy between us is Mark Hamill. We manage to hold it together and not fanboy out on the man…

Yes. Yes I am... and yes it is cool. Very cool.

Wait...are you really Spider-Man? that is so cool!

*looks at top gif*

Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

This kind of bums me out because I like malls. Cinnabon is at the mall. Orange Julius is at the mall. Can you buy Cinnabi or Orange Julii online? No, you cannot.