Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

If you were 17 and getting married off to a 50 year old, odds are in one way or another, he’s going to be beastly.

9 months later, Jesus was born.

Melania reads the headline, nods in sad acknowledgement,

Racism makes people do some crazy shit man.

Imma let you finish, but Willow is Val Kilmer’s best movie

That sounds like an excellent dream.

Top Secret is severely underappreciated

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

“pumped the breaks [on the matter] after Nida’s last name was misspelled on documents.”

I find it kind of astounding just how much this government seems to detest its own people. It’s a level of disrespect and casual cruelty you rarely ever see in a developed nation.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’ve been trying to figure out if there is a way to sue them for their lying and deception.

I think their goal is “nothing.”

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.

Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

This kind of bums me out because I like malls. Cinnabon is at the mall. Orange Julius is at the mall. Can you buy Cinnabi or Orange Julii online? No, you cannot.

There is no there there. It’s very simply God, Gays, Guns and Racism. That’s it.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Quick poll: Growing up in the age of Trump (with Betsey Devos as the person who decides your educational options) or being an adult in the age of Trump?

The worst. The worst!!!