(Ugh, I hate that I am about to defend Rand Paul) At least someone within the GOP is putting some pressure on them to come up with a plan? I mean, they bitched about Obamacare for nearly a decade, apparently without bothering to even got down some bullet points on a napkin for what they would do. I don’t want…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Bill Paxton directed the “Fish Heads” video?

Trump also mentioned how “no one could have guessed waiting at a DMV would be boring” and “it was a surprise to find out that there are planes that have more than 8 seats.”

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.

I must have missed the line in your bio that listed you as the hero police. First responders are certainly heroic but fuck you if you think that’s the end of the list.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

I gotta be honest; I liked both films. They were in no way works of art, but there was some good smashy-smash.

that depresses the hell out of me. jfc. we’re doomed.

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

First off: Fuck you Muppet Gobbels. That said, I’m fascinated to wonder whether she was coached in this pure propaganda style of communication, or whether she’s a natural. Does she believe the things she says when she says them? Does she even realize there is a difference between fact and lies?

Christ, you’re right, and that’s so depressing.

#neverforget

“Almost everything went wrong.”

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

I’m a Chidi/everyone shipper. I love him so much.

Which 2016 movie insulted jazz more?