I will happily send you some of approximately ten gillion Lego pieces I have at my house. As I may have speciality pieces on order from the factory in Poland for my daughter’s current building project.

The baby’s concept is abstract, but I like it!

Wasn’t shipping couple names for celebrities one of criteria for going to Bad Place?

i’m so angry. so angry that I’m going to send off a couple of tweets. I might even capitalize a couple of words. Thats how angry i am. angry enough to use the shift key. i’m even willing to use a character for a comma to show how much i care about this.

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

Give it a minute.

Donald can’t wait.

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Your logic has no place here.

Sort of a double-edged gift, though, no? Now she has to experience 2017.

Ha! I assumed the opposite -- that God had “saved her” from her “heavy cold” or whatever it was they were calling it. Is she still sick? Sounds like this story might be an old one, but I didn’t feel like registering to read the whole thing.

100% same.

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

You’re crazy if you think they told a woman the secrets.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

Well, that’s parenting right there!  I have lost my shit with regularity.

Dodai!

He got all those scars on his face and neck from a terrible car crash years ago — I would be very very freaked out about being in a car (or truck) if I were him.

I didn’t know that I needed this but oh my god, I did.