This is the best post you’ve ever written.

I will never, NEVER get over those Bundy assholes getting off Scott-free. They took government land and held it under threat of violence, and didnt even get a slap on the wrist. If others do the same (or worse) in the future than the government has only themselves to blame for the precedent they set.

He kind of did so with his body.

Bravo you Magnificant Bastard! I just peed a little from laughing!!!

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

I have PTSD just reading your comment.

It certainly broke me, Tupinquium. I still hate Geri a little bit for leaving before the North American tour.

Considering everyone our petulant child in chief singles out on twitter immediately receives a deluge of death threats from his slackjawed cretin followers, I wonder how long until this starts to have a chilling effect on people pointing out his many, many, many, many, many mistakes?

Great. Now I have to get Shake Shack for lunch.

But enough about Melania’s love life...

Is it wrong to have a crush on Uncle Biden?

*Would be a better President than Trump.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

After what I just read I find that gif quite comforting.

I lurve Kate McKinnon, and if I had some sort of guarantee that she would be in at least half the movie, I would consider it. But she probably just has a couple of scenes and I already saw them in the trailer. I’m not paying good money to sit in a darkened room thinking “OK but when is she coming baaaaaack.”

I never ever comment here and only lurk, but this show consistently amazes me with its brilliance, and I need to share that with people who understand. The songs are just so, so good. The characters are so complex. I have been trying to get everyone in my friend/co-worker/family circle to watch to no avail, so now…

Tom: Hey Siri, are you my daughter?

Just FYI, Locomotive Jones is a long-time Gawker troll who infested Jezebel after Gawker got shut down. He occasionally manages to sound fairly rational, when he’s not doing things like posting pictures of women at Clinton rallies and rating the ones hot enough for him to rape, but not engaging and/or dismissing is…

You can also often make donations to your local public defenders office.