The smell of dead horse in here is intoxicating.

Leftover crumbs in chip bag.
Does not compute.
Does not compute.

I will fully admit that I was apprehensive using my Instant Pot the first couple of times, and rightly so. Old school pressure cooking is particularly terrifying and it’s hard to delineate it from this new type of pressure cooking. Also, there is no preparing yourself for the first time you do a ‘quick release’ of the…

That poor bird is going to need a support animal of its own. To force a peacock to go on an airplane is abuse plain and simple.

I was introduced to Sous Vide through Lifehacker and finally got my Anova last week.! Here’s a pic of my first striploin (134F for 2hr). If you love to cook this little device is a total game changer.

I was introduced to Sous Vide through Lifehacker and finally got my Anova last week.! Here’s a pic of my first…

One step closer to seeing Fred Savage have some really gay sex.
Like, really, really.
#lifegoals

He looks like the human equivalent of a car air freshener.

Going to be “that” person, ignore the cuteness of it all, and state right off the bat that giving adult cats milk is bad for them. Not detrimental. But also not good.

If you own a cat and give it milk on a regular basis you are a bad pet owner.

Your explanation of the process is correct.

“It’s best to see this as getting accepted into an Ivy League school.”
<Insert record scratch>
No. It’s not.

Once I found out that celebrities have to apply for and then pay $30K for their star (and all the trappings of the ‘ceremony’), I... Well, to be honest, I didn’t do anything... It’s just really fucked. How do you get excited about an ‘honor’ you are paying for?

It is too early for my brain to handle reading “I was going to made this morning’s...”.

(And take your fucking bullhorn with you.)

Who has 2 thumbs and is sick of seeing these two e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e?

I know those comments are technically not comments on Jezebel, but this is a site that I know I can scroll down to the comment section on any given article and not feel like the world should run a hot bath, put on some Mazzy Star and grab a razor blade. Just seeing them here makes me feel yucky.

God: I will love you unconditionally... As long as you follow a few conditions.
Me: Hard no.

I’ve never liked the term “My Gays” being used by her or any other straight woman. Not enough for me to not still enjoy her, mind you. It’s just irked me. I’m not a goddamn possession.

(Sarah Paulson)

If I can’t trust Jessica Biel, who can I trust?
WHO???

I think it would be really refreshing to see someone, someday, be honest and blame the horniness.