+1 neck (protected)

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

Yeah, it is bizarre for sure. If you are going to cheat, at least do it on a marathon course so you can actually accomplish something.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Except it’s got a shitload of nuclear powered aircraft carriers ready in case anyone tries to take away the Padres.

Packers. Every single one of them.

His Portfolio of moves seems tailor-made for the NBA.

This joke is never out of style.

He seems well-suited for a comeback.

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Right now Bill Simmons is desperately thinking of a way to write a column about this that includes how Red Auerbach almost managed to pull off a 3 way trade that would have brought Michael Jordan and Hakeem Olajuwon to Boston for Greg Kite, a $25 gift card to Applebee’s and Len Bias’ corpse.

You’d think a guy named Crowder could deal with extra personnel around.

The guy films his pranks at airports or in airplanes and then we’re supposed to be outraged that he finally got kicked off a plane?

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

The best part, he’s sneaky athletic, a real hard worker, first to the gym and last one to leave. Real shining example of grit, work ethic, and intelligence.

Nah dude you can actually get tickets to these games without being a seventy year-old booster and trips to Vegas, NYC, Chicago are fun.

That is weird. With his reputation, I would have expected him to get all defensive.