How about a compromise?

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle

Are there scouts for competitive eating? If so, do they go to the Golden Corral off Westwood Avenue?

Shockingly enough, the Cardinals have been using him for 2 innings lately and in general he gets a ton of use. Dude’s elbow was probably bound to shred anyway, but it’s infuriating to see how he had been used this season.

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

where’s the other girl who isn’t this girl

What position do you play?

Uh... she didn’t deflate his kayak. The kayak was not the inflatable type: