This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

He wanted to get the poop into a plastic bag, and he happend to have the plastic bag IN HIS HAND. Had that guy NEVER picked up dog poop before?

We decided the best route to put poo into a water balloon was to initially shit into a plastic bag, cut off the bottom corner and squeeze it into the water balloon.

Look, I’m praying she wins this thing, but this is not “nothing to see”. This was a pretty significant event in the context of a presidential campaign. If Trump had to be helped, staggering, into a van by Secret Service you wouldn’t think it was insignificant. This does raise further questions about her health,…

It wasn’t that hot! Let’s be honest here. She couldn’t pick up her feet. Everytime she tried to step her legs buckled. The video speaks volumes!

Ah, so Hill is as healthy as a anorexic model, got it.

It was much hotter on that day and they were out in an open field with no shade. Today it was a beautiful 79 degrees around the time she left the 9/11 service.

Great, now I've been made to feel inadequate by my personal lord and savior. Jesus hanging some real impressive dong right there.

You write great stuff most of the time. But this is tripe:

Leave it to a Scot to show his distaste for a Monarch.

This approach is how you lose $140 million judgments to the likes of Hulk Hogan

I used to use that stuff, but I have to say.. better quality stuff is not much more expensive.. but feels SOOO much better on the rear end... And when you get down to it, with the thicker stuff, you are not using as much.. so it winds up being a net-net.

I used to use that stuff, but I have to say.. better quality stuff is not much more expensive.. but feels SOOO much…

It’s actually a professional term. Doctor’s are doctor’s; chefs are chefs; presidents are presidents; coaches are failures in the booth; officers are officers... etc.

Rowers tend to see Ergs (technically the rowing machines are called ergometers) as soul-killing boredom machines that can teach bad form when translated over to the boat.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

There’s always one.

Oh I get it, because a Russian won a medal! Wow, nice!

At least this one didn't have quotes. You're not nearly as smart as you think you are...

You’re a piece of shit. Arguing with you is pointless so I’m going to cut to this chase for everyone else. Calling a person “garbage” because they and THEIR partner are staying together even with a disagreement is bullshit. Why should he break up with her for her own good? Can women not make choices that are best for…

Why do I feel like these long diatribes against others stem from your own personal experiences ? WHO HURT YOU ? !