I’m worried for the day that people no longer get this joke. It’ll be our “What’s a VCR?” moment.

How is Hollywood dealing with the numerous women that Bill Clinton sexually assaulted and harassed through the years?

It’s puzzling how so many people here are trying to exculpate Hillary in this.

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

You can get hyper analytical, but it seems pretty clear that Bill has mistreated women for a long time and Hillary has done her best to be part of the machine that keeps him clean enough (and in the process rolling over those women) that they can accomplish their political goals in spite of his behavior.

Saltwater is the answer, screw all the weekly chemicals & tests. A hefty saltwater chlorine generator and a few hundred pounds of pool salt combined with a pump able to circulate enough GPH(gallons per hour) and you’re golden. I advise anyone with a pool to look into it, it really is great.

If you do this: DON’T BUY A WHOLE TURKEY unless you can get it for stupid cheap.

Yeah, you get a terrifying amount of breast meat but omg Becky. I thought it was a good idea, and the cost broke down to like $5/lb, and I could go right now and pick just a breast up for $2.29/lb, which is anywhere from half to 1/4 of…

Counterpoint: Ryan Lotche

Yeah. It’s one thing to argue that wearing the hijab is a choice that should be respected, and another to simultaneously hold the view that women should not come into physical contact with men even to shake hands while also believing that women need a male chaperone to go out in the world. I don’t see any way to…

At the same time, she’s bothered that fencing requires her daughter to shake hands with male referees and travel without a male guardian.

In the People’s Republic of Gawker, some commentors are more equal than others.

In case you hadn’t noticed (or haven’t been around long enough), Kinja has been a staggering clusterfuck of unusability since its very first iteration 5+ (?) years ago.

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

PARTISAN FAIL

WHOA LOOK AT THAT HOT TAKE EVERBODY!

I would suggest you squirt enough in your mouth that it feels like a shot glass worth, then spit that in your hands and rub it everywhere. That way you don’t have to carry a shot glass around.

Plus, as an added benefit, the smaller box springs’ sides provide some extra rigidity in the center of the mattress, which helps reduce the amount of sag.

This was a new boxspring they were bringing into the house, not something they were taking out of it.

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.