Well the knife handle may not have come into contact with the raw chicken but your hands did and then gripped the knife. Just hold it with a couple fingers, moving around a few different times to get all parts of the handle and wash that shit.

That’s the widest painter’s tape I’ve ever seen!

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

I’m black and... nah. All lives matter bro, I don’t know how long it is going to take for our community to realize that you don’t get equality by rallying around our differences.

Did you read the linked article or nah?

75% of 0 is still 0 so your example isn't that great... but I see what you were trying to do.

Dear Hamilton, from now on you will be getting 75% of your agreed-upon salary, since it’s “basically the same thing.”

As an engineer (not a scientist—but hey, you people don't really know wtf I do anyway), we generally agree that 3/4 of something isn't actually 1 of something. As in 96 oz is not 128 oz (or 1 gallon). Or how a 75 mph fastball is not a 100 mph fastball. or how if you get caught doing 75 in a 70 mph zone you'll be fine,…

It’s consideration when one contemplates giving it to their children instead of cow’s milk (something Hamilton has clearly never seriously done).

Only correct take on the subject.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Not even remotely trying to defend Fox, but that’s not piped in. They have mics in the cups.

1.) it was 30 fucking years ago. That’s not news

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Everyone knows the hardest hitting on a Money Talks video is towards the end.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

The Penguins won the East the moment they traded for Hagelin. He is the perfect complementary piece to any Eastern Conference contender with his speed plus his penalty killing ability. I fully believe that if the Rangers had just kept him and dumped Girardi or Staal instead, they would’ve been back in the Finals.

99.99 percent of the time I find Coors Light to be disgusting. But if I’m on a golf course with some friends on a hot as blazes day in August there is no better taste in the world than a so cold it has ice crystals floating in it silver bullet. Bonus points if it’s not yet 9 am.

Disagree. Nothing finer than grabbing an ice cold can of beer from a cooler of half-melted ice on a hot summer day. Doesn’t even matter what kind it is.

I laughed so hard at the off-balance glove slap. His right and left hands were in two completely different fights.