For me to poop on!

Oh Hollywood is so going to destroy whatever this is... is...

I firmly believe that a lot of it comes from repression. If someone finds themselves attracted to people of the sams sex, but is also raised to believe that attraction is a sin, they have a sort of cognitive dissonance that can only be resolved by firmly repressing that attraction, and anything that threatens to…

It's true, haters gonna hate.

Also, Dolphins are surfing.

And in local news, area children ran out into the beautiful sun and played and appeared to be truly happy for the first time in weeks. Film at 11.

Since Fitbit has said that it won't support HealthKit, I can't find a compelling reason to buy a new Fitbit. I'm currently using my fourth Fitbit (the previous three having been broken or washed into oblivion.) Why would I invest in a new device that won't connect to other technology and won't preserve my investment?

I don't wear a watch and I probably never will, but this seems like a pretty good take on the concept. I think it is funny that they put Sapphire glass on the one electronic gizmo that is literally strapped to you and least likely to probably need it.

If there's a version that looks nice, I'd get one instead of whatever ends up replacing the recalled FitBit Force, which is what I've been holding out for. But yeah, I have no plans of strapping an old iPod nano to my wrist with a strip of Teletubbie pelt.

"...this does not exclude science or medical advancement..."

Miss Unsinkable? How about Miss Getthehelloffmyship?

If that happened to me I would stop buying any type of lottery ticket for the rest of my life because my luck had obviously been used up at that point.

It's a box with a label, but Brad Pitt and I have a question.

I typically have sex in the highest resolution my eyes are capable of perceiving (i.e., "real life"), and I'm not (usually) disgusted by what I see. I'm fine with this.

We will get there. HIV will be something we look back in horror upon.