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I have this feeling that I should avoid the likes of you.

One is hungry, the other's horny.

A boner with a fedora.

Why?

LET IT GOOOO….

Are too.

Actually, I was weirded out by "Tolkein."
George RR Martin can write any damn way he pleases, IMO.
It's not as if he has all those ideas in his head all ready, just waiting to be released and put into paper on demand.
Not all writers write the same way, so its no use comparing one to the other.
Besides, George RR Martin…

Airport?

Unless you're a cat.