Not deterred by his failure, Dick Wolf plans to launch Chicago Street Vendors next fall—following the trials and tribulations of streetside hotdog vendors who will probably sell hotdogs to the cast of Chicago Fire and Chicago PD and Chicago Med and maybe Law and Order: SVU in a later season.

It'd just poop in the house if you don't crate it.

"Yeah, so I'm just going to go ahead and give you a grim reaper flipping the bird."

I don't know how the upgrade system is going to work. Rural America isn't familiar with the art of magical tattoos.

Skin 5 More Cows to Unlock Expanded Arrow Quiver
Skin 10 More Skunks to Unlock Expanded Ammo Pouch
Climb Wind Turbine to Unlock Full Map

That's actually a brilliant move in the summer, since the bartender won't know if your cash is wet due to the pool or due to ass-sweat.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a better festival!

So the FBI thinks the organizers violated some Ja Rules?

The latest game apparently includes an extensive create-a-character feature, much to the delight of Deviant Art.

I was mystified by the insane following Titanic garnered when I was a kid, and 20 years later I'm even more mystified that the Titanic Cultists still exist.

The Billboard Awards. I believe it's a contest where celebrities get together to design billboards for car dealerships, and the winner gets to take home a trophy.

"Chris Cornell, who died on Wednesday night from what authorities are calling a suicide. (Cornell’s family is disputing that claim, asserting that his death was linked to prescription anxiety medicine, instead.)"

Wait, so by viewing these images I've technically downloaded every frame of the featured films to my HD? Oh god, I'm not going to get sued am I!?

Ignatius would never give up his processed meats.

"who bloviated about his “chi” and “at one point only allowed his employees to expense vegan meals on business trips.”

Nobody cared who I was until I put on this symbiote.

Underarmour missed a great opportunity to call it "The Gold Package".

"SAY HELLO TO MY DAMAGED FRIEND!"
*"Bad to the Bone" starts playing*
*Tony shoots hordes of zombies with his assault rifle*

Ctrl+F "Hey Joe"

Darn, I was hoping that he was hiding behind them like in "Hamlet".