The AOPA sticker on the back window means “Yes this is a pristine 1984 Isuzu. It’s paid for, just like my other ride, which happens to be an airplane.”

I love it! (But there is very little “greek” life at Yale.) Singing groups like the Society of Orpheus and Bacchus, Political parties like the POR... But no “can I help ya, help ya, help ya...”

It is indeed a Zamboni, the likes of which ran over and killed my uncle Louie, years ago, in Newfoundland, whilst he was ice fishing.

Hmm. Sweet Lorraine.

Quality is quiet. Elegance throbs. Here we have a squealer. Resplendent, sparkly, with extra cows, dangling earrings and 14K gold plating, in the manner of a heavy-graphics mauve and vomit-yellow wrap on an otherwise beautiful Cigarette boat, the Allante, or Mr. T.

Did anyone catch the baby owls nesting in that one gnarly old cedar? Awesome.

The inventors may be bright but they are not boat people, and they will lose their shirts on this design. People (men, generally) spend money on boats (new boats and fast boats, specifically) because they fantasize about new ways of spending time with others (females, in particular.) A boat with 'place for one' at or…

My laden Trapper Keeper outweighs dismissive thoughts.

Congratulations Jaguar marketing people! By virtue of my transhistorical allegiance to Jaguar I am now indelibly linked with the Worst Thing Ever, as if I commuted in a Großer Mercedes 770 with plates that say "OKW-1." How very British of you, you and your Mazdas and Coopers!

Straightsix sad. Straightsix OLD Jalopnik what LOVE Firefox.

Ahh yes. The old "fly an F-16 at 200 knots and escort the Cirrus" trick.

The 7 spider-eye headlights induce pity, like when you see a dog with no nose, or only 3 gills on a Tiburon. I myself have a dog with no nose, so I know.

How can you drive without an inclinometer and an altimeter? Is that thing even legal?

re: Montero: "...Neutrality can be a wonderful thing. Just look at Switzerland. Switzerland's neutral, and everything is all very nice over there. But nobody is ever rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup."

This is the same engine, more or less, (5L wrapped in an X300 Xj6 body, Z tires, and diplomatic plates) that took me and mine in 2011 on a six-hour ride across the Sinai, through the Dead Sea, and into Tel Aviv at an average speed (until we reached the city) of 93mph and an external temperature of 110F. It is a…

I like how you can order the interior in Now and Later Banana and Apple II+ beige.

CarMax? Phew! I thought you said CarlMarx!

I humbly submit this is not worthy of Jalopnik.

U.S. Ground Workers unions have long had an understanding with airports (i.e. IAD) whereby Air India (and I believe one or two other airlines' planes) are to be AIRED OUT (with all doors open) for some 15 or 20 minutes before any ground crews need enter.

'War is diplomacy by other means." If the world had stood by gentlemanly international obligations in the late 30s it all would have been avoided. Instead, we had what we have now: kissing the asses of terrorists. After "Land for Peace" gave Hitler carte blanche, only the Kriegsmarine represented humanity as a matter…