Your tax dollars, hard at work, hiring federal agents to take your cars from you to give to federal agencies, that federal agents may take more of your things away. Suckers!

I have. (Served with and "around" Israeli soldiers.) I believe you are wrong. Israel fights in defense, as it almost always has, with moral conviction but with a national terror - truly, a terror at every table, on every street, in every conversation - of killing innocents. Israel ALWAYS is in a time of self-doubt,…

My daddy loved me enough to encourage me to work, instead of joining a fraternity, and buy my own cars!

You have changed my life. I hereby resolve to spend more time on the internet.

I can't resist: I was a very precocious and matchbox-studious six years old, and our neighbor "across the street" in Potomac MD had traded in his 300SL gullwing for a new Porsche. "Mr. Dein-," I asked him when I saw the new wide-body, "the Porsche is beautiful, but are you sure you have made a good trade?" The look on…

The F40 is the final litmus test for self-made gentlemen. "Can you drive me? Can you push the envelope in a reserved and respectful manner? If so you can keep me, and I will keep you. If not, I will die, and I may take you."

Dear Doug: Tony diVeglia, Luigi Campagnolo and Ronnie "the wrench" Rosso from Maranello wanted me to tell you they're well aware that you'd post your first problem with the car all over the internet, which is why they've been sneaking into your garage to work on the car while you're out. Also they're sorry for leaving…

It must be awful to spend over a hundred thousand dollars for a used two-seater and have your car mistaken for a Z3.

Ah, yes. Jaguar reliability jokes. With about half a million smile-inducing miles in my last two XJ6 cars, and a third starting shortly for purely aesthetic reasons (I am regressing from the X308,) I'd say the joke's on you! There really is no more perfect car. But what to name this swarthy little Anglo? El Lorrio?

Yes, that's right. Sorry. I was thinking of the M16/M4 variants generally, none of which I prefer over the Lee-Enfield No. 4 .303, by the way. "BOOM!"

I was there, across from the Vettel paddock, and took these pictures. Enjoy.

Ahh, yes. the "Griffon." Americans call our British Harriers "HARRIERS." Canadians call their US-made armaments "C-9," "GRIFFON," "Iroquois," etc. It's okay. I served with you so I can tease y'all a bit. Hey - Trudeau was right: being a Canadian is like sleeping with an elephant. NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT!

Please tell us more about this guy... South Mouth?

More information please!

My mistake! It wasn't KATT, it was KARR!

It has a KITT steering wheel, just like KITT. And also KATT.

Doesn't Alex Roy, the famous Cannonballer, run a European car rental agency started by his father? I'd imagine it is a fine company. In other news I dated one of the Sixt girls....

Fantastic piece... "The Boom" would be very pleased to know who is reading it now! Thank you!

In case you are actually curious, racers and cruisers come to know how their sailboat feels. There are no weird currents or enduring 'lifts' around there. It was a completely abnormal ride, as if the boat had something right underneath pushing it up, forward, and around. The rudder, the sails, and a hundred other…

I am really proud of my fellow Jalopniks. It takes guts to stand up against the mainstream hate and stand for Israel, for religious tolerance, and for basic liberty. All it takes is a comprehensive map of the middle east and a quick historical overview but somehow that is always beyond everyones' grasp. I am not a…