Where the fuck did these @’s come from? Fucking Twitter is everywhere...

Since when is averaging 14 PPG/9 REB/1.4 BLKS/1.5 STLS on a team with the Splash Bros taking most of the shots, considered overrated?

Lindsey Vonn HAS to be a Nympho...

Wes must have had that new Salty McCrisp Burger for lunch.

Jung Ho Kang has all the dingers you didn’t ask for.

“Shut the fuck up.”

He was super duper tired, dude.

PLOT TWIST

“Okay.”

Tries Adderall Once.

Don’t you dare LOLZ @ Nic Batum, he’s a fucking legend!

As do the nearby strip-clubs.

Well according to ESPN, LeBron should be worth $100 Million per year, so it could be worse.

Don’t get lost in the sauce, Chris...

I’d bet Cheri Bustos saw this story and was like, fuck this I’m out.

Must have been my tweet telling her to... and I quote:

Came.

Congrats NY.

Take your dumb ass to LiveLeak.

You want that corrupt cunt Hilary instead?