straightsassage
Straight_Sassage
straightsassage

Impressive, he’s rocking the goatee to cover up the triple-double chin, veteran move.

Jason Collins knows all about sucking assholes...

Fuck Soccer.

No, he’s just off some fucking Xannies.

Phil Jackson.

Fuck Soccer.

What they need to do is find someone who can actually play SF, sorry Harrison Barnes.

Eat a caramel coated cock, Chris, it was goaltending.

Can we just get ONE close game?

If Game 7 is at least within 4-5 points by the end of the 4th I’ll be happy, this series has been one of the worst competitively speaking with all these beat-down wins. I could have jerked off and gone to bed early last night but no I held out hope for a Warriors comeback once they brought it within 6-7 points in the

Love how they gave Cowherd a photoshop face lift in their intro, you can only polish a turd so much.

Kevin Love > Andrew Wiggins

Anybody else get a “survey ad” when they tried to watch this? That pissed me off so fucking bad.

I really don’t think that was a bat flip in the context you’re selling here, a lot of baseball players do that more so as a momentum thing that happens when you swing a bat & pivot in the same motion, so eat a dong Patrick.

This series sucks the long dong, another game I stayed up for hoping for a close finish and turned it off with 6 minutes in the 4th, I should’ve just beat off at halftime and went to bed.

Fuck the RGB Color Model...

This will probably go underappreciated, but well done sir.

What if he was bleached first?

I’m so fucking lost, fuck Bill Simmons though, right!?...

Winter is Cumming