I love how Under Armor went from scaring the shit out of people w/ their original “Click-Clack” commercials, depicting a football team as an Orc Army, to fucking this.

The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

Dellanova?

Here’s looking at you, Philadelphia.

Don’t you mean “Lib-Tards”?

I wonder how many “kicks to the nuts” LeBron would take right now to win this fucking title?

To me, the easiest solution is to pay these guys guaranteed contracts, who are (arguably) playing the most dangerous sport in the world. The NFL makes more $ than the MLB, quit fucking around and get it done.

The 1st shall be last

If I could hack the @NFL Twitter Account for a day...

“Oi”

Kimbo is basically the equivalent to the Angry Ginger Kid in a way, both attained fame thanks to YouTube & during a time when it was slightly more rare that certain stories/people went “viral” and resonated with people. Now every cat/dog/fat lady/athlete/squirrel/etc. can be a breaking story any given second in this…

Is this pillow designed for jerking off into your own mouth on an airplane?

Is this pillow designed for jerking off into your own mouth on an airplane?

You completely lost me at MLS.

I’m pretty sure J.R. Smith is playing high on drugs and beating-off at halftime.

Watching this series is harder than Bill Cosby’s dick at a sleep study.

Yo, just talked to my boy the Three-Eyed Raven AKA Brando Stizzark...

LeBron Head-Ass

Kevin Love is that guy who turns off the Xbox when he’s losing in the 2nd quarter.

Gonna be a lot of blue balls out there