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Florida *SAMSUNG Panthers

Is that Dellavedova?

Football & Futbol are the two most corrupt sports in the world, yet the most popular, sweet fucking irony.

This series is going to suck worse than an Eastern Conference 1st round match-up, just for the fact that its THE FINALS and it’ll be over in 5 games.

I’d go as far back as 2012 when he started to suck...

That multi-layered chin was absolutely driving me insane in that interview.

Don’t act like you’ve never picked your ass and smelled your fingers and named your dingleberries based off their stench and/or color...

Yeah those are some rare ones usually (in my case)... I’m only 28 so my ass isn’t completely overrun by ass-hairs quite yet.

Some union guys actually appreciate that kind of “shit”

That takes out all the fun of digging dingleberries out of your ass...

When your 1st glimpse at this photo immediately screams Albert Belle, there’s no need for a piss test.

Don’t fuck with the Shanahan’s...

At least he didn’t lose 7 fucking straight...

Satty Mills

What god-awful fucking network is this?

Jay Beagle’s stick getting mad love tonight.

Tracy drinks pure salt-water

Out of shape? lol really Patrick.

The “Derby” is really just a slightly chilled version of OzzFest.