Fuck this sport with a horse cock.

Look at this guy, political range and all...

You forgot to mention that Tom Brady is suspended 4 games.

Taint Louis

I’m an irritable dad who smokes weed, so I’m not always irritable.

Your parents said the same thing about your generation so who gives a shit.

Bet you someone who was high invented this.

Well clearly you and people like you, I mean how else would you know this?

“I love you back bro.”

Sizzlin’ hot take

OK

Sam Bradford is that spoiled rich-kid who overvalues his own self-worth and makes his parents keep switching his little league team until he’s a starter.

this definitely needed to be left in 2015.

Says the guy who’s favorite NFL team is riddled with.

Kate Dries...isn’t there a pill for that now?

Johnny Manziel?

I’d like to see White vs. Rogan

Justin Bieber meets Jackass

Perfect example, right fucking here.