Dude, in St. Louis?

Good riddance? Ohhhh, because you’re Spanish?

He grew up in the 90's, when it was cool to say “that’s gay” about everything, one step at a time cock-sucker.

Wait, DeAndre Jordan is a star?

Leave Jeremy Lin alone!

THE JOKE

It’s like they’re about to dance, but they’re stuck in second gear, brilliantly idiotic.

HA! HA!

He’s just cooling down from the huge dong he just took in his ass to get that job.

I got snacks in Atlanta.

And they got LenDale White, sweet deal.

His last play on the NBA basketball court was an ASSIST, now that’s a fucking story.

If we just assume ALL professional athletes are assholes, I think the world will be an easier place to live in.

Freddi Got Fingered

Clearly owned Marcin Gortat in his ESPN Free Fantasy BB League.

-1 for imitating Nick Young, the ultimate Entitled Asshole.

Let the South burn for all we care.

That’s all fine and dandy...

The most aggravating thing I’ve heard from the Thibs/Gar&Pax drama that still irks me (because I’m over the reality that Thibs is gone though it was a dumb ass move) - has to fucking be the fact that Thibs wanted Draymond Green with their 29th pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, but dip & shit proceeded to draft MARQUIS…

Duke Lacrosse was innocent!