His brother thinks he’s in the “Family Business” ...

He was probably that greasy asshole lawyer from Trailer Park Boys.

She just couldn’t handle a monster dong.

This is the perfect clip to start the 30 for 30 on the 2016 Cubs who completely shit their pants and never made the playoffs again.

You owe Stuart Scott’s family money for saying that.

KG 2.0

When the time comes, he’ll spring into action.

Deadspin sucks dead-dick today

lol Yup

You just got D’Angelo Russell’d

You can’t have an NFL referenced account name and know this much about Soccer, it’s fucking un-American.

What’d you expect? The United States best athletes all play sports with the word “ball” in it.

Remember how tiny LeBron’s dick looked that one day?

OMG Can you believe this white guy can play basketball??!!

If only it were always that simple.

Dwight Howard hasn’t found anybody else worth fucking besides himself.

Simple yet gut-wrenching.

Sqor.

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Tobacco Gum?