That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

As a product of the great state of Oklahoma, I find your disgusting, short-sighted description of Thackervi—oh, you said “with all due respect”. Very good then. That place is a shithole.

Vanderbilt and Texas A&M would like a word.

Like RB Antonio Andrews, who said playing in Nashville feels like playing on the road.

Sink your essence so deeply into your chosen profession that your chosen life partner becomes a distant smudge of color on the horizon. Wave to it sometimes. Mention it sometimes. Allow it to make noises at you, but do not allow it to stop you from becoming Emperor of Job, Titan of Industry, Leader of People.

At least he only lost a tooth - if he’d roughed up Mr. Underwood you might get a Louisville slugger to both headlights.

Normal procedure.

My guess is the trailer was empty, and they actually stuck the warhead in a Honda Civic which drove by ten minutes later.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

I have to call out your assessment as a radical interpretation of the text of this article and study. If we take one regular 2.07 ounce Snicker’s bar, it contains 33 carbohydrate grams. One medium apple peel and all has about 14 carbohydrate grams plus a few ounces of fiber and weighs in at 6 ounces. You have to eat 2…

You can pry my syrup covered bacon from my cold, dead fingers...