DO IT FUCKER.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Lol random weightlifting. 2.38 AM, I have the shits; wonder what I ate OH SHIT I”LL DO 6 BICEP CURLS ALL NEGATIVES MOTHERFUCKER.

Hell Yes.

Did that get you anywhere?

Settlers of Catan.

The 2-0 start is key to the season.

That's every person with money ever.

Magic is the shit in the joint. They run black decks all day.

Likely for the same reason we still have humanity.