massive reasearchboner over here

$118/month for unlimited rides is not ‘EXPENSIVE-ASS’. It’s actually really cheap to be able to get around at all times for 30 consecutive days. When I had a car the gas, the insurance and the car itself EACH cost more than $118/month. The subway isn’ t perfect but don’t act like $118/month for unlimited…

I think this is an important point about the way people think of the past (applicable to any and all eras esp whatever nonsense #MAGA is referring to) that can’t be mentioned enough.

Finals start June 1 no matter what, so no team can ‘can hustle along to the inevitable’, the inevitable has it’s own plans.  

Had the same thought, but he was born and raised in China, therefore not ‘Asian-American’ right?

Love a thorough own of the usually know-it-all deadspin staff. Well done.

Counterpoint: It was great! I’m not a running fan and enjoyed the hell out of all two hours and finishing juuuuust shy of the goal is a perfect result, they’ll run this back and soon. But of course deadspin must crap on anything if any corporation had a hand in it. The fastest most reliable reaction on the internet.

You know his twin brother robbed him right? He’s staying for the money. It’s all gone and he needs some. How do you not know this?

Look we need gawker media to tell us what is okay and what is not. Not actual Mexican people. A guy named Patrick Allan is the arbiter of what is okay and what is not somehow. White people, amirite?

You do know that the rate is lower to encourage people to invest right? And that the lower cap gains rate only applies to investments held over one year. If you raise the rate people will invest less and that will grind our entire economy to halt. Your calculations are meaningless because people won’t invest nearly as…

And you could have lost money on your investment! No one working has a 50-50 chance of making negative $20 /hour or $20/hour. But that is also, conveniently, left out. The capital gains rate is low to encourage investment, it is the lifeblood of our whole economy.

Thank you for sharing. Take care, friend.

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get lost

No, with his options strategy he can lever up his potential profits massively with less cash up front.

Worked at GEICO for 3.5 years in NY and I co-sign on all of the above, nice write-up!

That sounds reasonable and balanced, but you know this is the internet right? THERE’S NO PLACE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT! EDIT YOUR COMMENT TO BE INSANE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1

He used a bed sheet, not a curtain silly.

Agreed, but the part at the end of the article re: abatement ab initio is fascinating. It seems he killed himself at the perfect time to shield his estate for his daughter. It will be more difficult in a civil trial and perhaps this was his final unselfish act in a life sorely lacking them?

Upon re-reading that looks like it might be intended as snarky. It’s not.