So, I’m guessing the main reason you watch this show is to pick up some tips on being an insufferable pompous tit from Paul. Don’t worry, you’re right up there already.

YMMV in musical stuff, sure, but have you gotten to Hotto? I thought the music there was pitch perfect

The hell makes you think I care about how much hardware Nintendo sells? This could crash and burn and I wouldn’t give two damns.

The best Chinese fried rices I’ve had were from a little hole-in-the wall strip mall place in my home town in upstate NY. Lots of flavor and little pieces of char siu in it. Also they had bubbly, crispy egg rolls the size of my fist served with duck sauce and hot mustard. Oh man...

Is there ad campaign going to be something like “Its Mac and Cheese, not Mac and Steve”? 

Considering how delightfully chewy calamari is, it can be jarring when you have to deal with one of the hard parts of the squid. One time I picked up a squid that had not been cleaned, that included what I now know is the pen (thank you Stephan). I tried just pulling it off, but it was all kinds of slippery and I…

They cheated not only the game, but themselves. They didn’t grow. They didn’t improve. They took a shortcut and gained nothing. They experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It’s sad that they don’t know the difference.

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If this comment gets five stars I’ll ban the person above

I’ve read your diary, dear. Until I did, I had no idea you could do that with a butternut squash...

Well, Roman citizens could get by paying low taxes, because slaves did the work and all those conquered peoples (who were not citizens) paid very high taxes.

Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure most of the people making that assertion would be perfectly happy with that arrangement. There’s definitely a hatred…

I disagree. As a lover of strong heroine, i want to see more representation of this in film and music media. More Carrie Fisher, more Tatum Oneil, even the tales of Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love are all about strong women and their humanising problems.

is the water from noodles cooked to make a yakisoba dog stock, or broth?

Chicken parm isn’t a fucking pasta dish

Well, if that's your thing, I guess.  Wouldn't you get burned, though?

I mean, literally everything about it us clunky and tedious unless you are wearing nostalgia glasses. Just moving around the world itself is a chore. I love old games, point and click adventures and crpgs like Baldur’s Gate, but I missed this one growing up, and I’ve tried many times in recent years to get into it,…

It’s legitimately disturbing that you don’t know the difference between “sexual content” and “pedophilia.”

It’s not flirtation or meant to secure a date or a hook-up.

Just to preempt the confusion, both real and feigned: