“Getting a D”

Nobody likes to get a D?

But what’s better, receiving a 69 or just getting the D?

Some people like to get the D.

I can still hear the sound that accompanies this video, in my mind.

Most of the places I’ve been to that serve these have either some sort of creamy sauce or a shake of togarashi and I find them delicious. They’re also usually like $6 for a mountain of them so I’m all for it. A grilled pepper feels more virtuous than a fried sweet potato in the same creamy sauce and I enjoy both so…

Glad you mentioned Seinfeld in the headline, considering this is the whitest Takeout piece of the day. 

Because they are delicious? Especially with some salt and soy sauce.

#TeamGwen

This is like someone who enjoys rough anal sex judging someone for enjoying some light fingering instead. If it isn’t your asshole, it’s none of your business.

I know it’s satire, but I seriously made the same noise as Homer as the narrator described that burger...

+1 for Zagnut.  Totally agree.

Zagnut. Holy crap. Take a Butterfinger, remove the fake chocolate coating and cover it in toasted coconut. YEEEEESSSSS...

Zagnut.

Where’s the “both are terrible” button?

Neither of these are licorice, no matter who makes them. Please delete all references to licorice in the article and considering following up with an article about one of the best candies known to humankind.  Dutch licorice in particular.

What bullshit logic. I was gay before I was molested and knew I liked boys from as early as kindergarten. The molestation reinforced my fears, yes - I thought I deserved it and had attracted the predator by the nature of my orientation, but it didn’t fucking foment in me any affection towards the abuser nor other men…

Toffee is so underappreciated in the US. I had a sticky toffee pudding in London that I’d kill to have every single day of my life. Plus Skor bars are the best after having spent an hour or two in the freezer. 

Repeating jokes they’ve heard elsewhere? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the internet? Localisted entirely on the AV Club message board? Not only does its noble spirit embiggen us all, but it’s a perfectly cromulent form of humor, as it’s the style at the time and tastes like burning.…