I’m glad that the guy who belongs to a white nationalist political party doesn’t have any hard feelings.

Whatever. Crenshaw is a Republican. With one eye, he can still look in the mirror and see a piece of shit.

Fuck yea thast annoying! Or that the crust becomes soggy after you cut one piece out of it. That aint right!

I once knew this guy that point-blank refused to eat Green Eggs and Ham for years. Turns out that motherfucker had been wasting his entire life, cos that shit’s delicious. Learn from his mistakes Ice-T, eat a fucking bagel.

You deserve this:

Nah, I update it when they have a good goof on the latest podcast (or other McElroy property). I’ve also been “TheDrDonna for the Modren Era”, “TheDrDonna, Sweetlip Emperor of Nupiter”, and a few others that have slipped my mind at the moment.

There really isn’t even a choice. I’ve had dogs, I have a dog, and I do not need to know what kind of shenanigans they would get up to with hands. Besides, I think we all know that the only thing a cat would do with a human face is constantly sneer at the futility of mankind’s endeavors.

Perfection.

+1 for using a McElroy gif

Stars for the Mbmbam gif, stars for everything. 

Shouldn’t you have transsexuals in the show? No. No, I don’t think we should. Well, why not? Because the show is a fantasy. 

If you didn’t want a vegan dinner, why bother coming here and writing a comment? I’m planning for a vegan thanksgiving with my roommates (in addition to my regular family one, complete with real turkey) because one is actually allergic to meat and dairy.

In one night, Democrats won back 333 seats of the 900 or so lost over the last several years. But our wins are “increasingly rare.” 

You know...other than on Healthcare where she helped shepard through the most significant piece of social welfare legislation since the Great Society... I mean there is that. You know the thing that’s worked so well Republicans are forced to lie and pretend they support key aspects of it as opposed to simply pushing…

How dare you. Coconut is delicious and I will fight anyone who says it’s not.

Counterpoint: People who don’t like coconut (in things, not the fruit itself) are the gross ones.

Is this a gimmick account

This is a huge issue for safety at these factories - Tyson and Pilgrim’s Pride are way, waaaaaaaaaaaay up there in terms of worker injury and amputations, and this is going to make the problem worse. The Trump administration would also like to do the same for pork.
It shouldn’t surprise anyone to find that these…

You got mugged? Right. More like you were paid by George Soros to claim you were mugged. In fact, are you sure you were mugged? Could you have misinterpreted what he had in his hand for a knife and assumed he was stealing your wallet? Are you sure you were even there when you were mugged? Maybe you were somewhere…

ben shapiro ROUNDS UP libtards with LOGIC and REASON, PACKS them into the FREE SPEECH TRAINS and GASSES them with FACTS while they CRY about their FEELINGS epic style😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎