I am very old, I know, but in the 1980s there was a book entitled “The Policeman’s Beard Is Half Constructed” that supposedly was written by an AI algorithm (in those days that meant a symbolic logic program written in Lisp rather than deep learning). It later turned out that the book merely contained phrases…

See also: calling anything you don’t like “hipster.”

I assumed he also took Kit Kat Bars and Mr. Goodbars.

Also, Snickers bars, if the photos are any indication.

I personally find Clinton’s appetite for war concerning and the rube goldberg machine of her policy making process corruptible at best, so I could hardly call myself an enthusiastic supporter.

HAHAHAHA oh bullfuckingshit. I bet the backs of your knees start to itch when you’re not receiving some sort of validation and attention.

Give your views to Contra!!! she’s really good at tearing down the alt-right and associated “free-speech” grifters.

Someone in the greys to the comment I made on this started out by talking about the “supposed systemic police brutality”,and warned that it would be my fault if someone worse than Trump wins the presidency in the future.

Okay guy. You’re totally right.

Oh look, this article has once again drawn out all the “concerned about SJWs” types who then go around shouting about “illegals” and how badly White Guys are treated by Affirmative Action and totally aren’t Nazis or the people who would turn a blind eye to fascism as long as they got a benefit out of it.

LOL. Homo. Wow, that is such a great way to insult someone while still sounding like a moron. I have NEVER heard that before. Bravo, you get a pile of doo.

But that’s the thing: To Nintendo it doesn’t matter.

that’s the joke

Hey, you stole my comment! Except I was going to say it about you, not bagels.

thank you lol 

I’m literally masturbating to his story. The casual look on his wife’s face... The sister-in-law ducked down behind the kitchen counter (Zima in hand) giving him a blowy. Surprised look on his face. His washboard abs. Wife closes in for a glass of water, *gasp* joins in. Wife shoots sister a scolding look. Mic boom…

So you applied alcohol to increase your chances of fucking a minor? “Come on, it tastes just like real lemonade”. Did you use Mike’s Hard or you more of a Four Loko guy? Did you walk her in from the school bus? Was her dad home? Did you give her a juice box after? I wanna hear about the prequel. What’s the opening…

You’re not Rude Negro.  Stop trying to be.

More accurately, there are and always have been brands that mislabel their product as extra virgin. This happens for a number of reasons- with Italian olive oils, for example, often the mafia is involved. Spanish olive oils are also often also mislabled. UC Davis put out a report evaluating olive oils sold in…

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

For the first time ever, I get labor day off and as a paid holiday. I'm gonna do absofuckinlutely nothing! Woooooooooooo!