Traditionally not pasteurized, and I think just in general it’s not a hip enough cheese to be imported in quantity. In general I don’t see a lot of English cheeses in the US that aren’t cheddar or blue.

Allison: ... For my second pick, I’m going with good ol’ American cheese. You can miss me with your “it’s not really cheese!” bullshit.

My brother got married two days ago. Never thought he’d get married, never think I will. Good for people it works for, though. Like my old folks. Happy for you!

It sounds to me like you needed some kind of palate cleanser between tastes. Milk, maybe.

It kind of seemed to me like they didn’t like any of them very much.

Sorry it’s not flavor-blasted enough for you.

Yes. Sliced banana, very cold milk, eaten with deliberate haste before the Cheerios soften, the milk warms, and the banana gets mushy. Simple, extremely enjoyable.

Yeah, this is very strange to me. Cheerios is one of the most strongly flavored “plain” (i.e. no additional non-grain flavor added) cereals. Up there with Grape Nuts.

What’s the established standard?

It is not a euphemism.

This is meant to be a way to get backup data from an old Switch onto a new one (if you needed to get a broken one replaced, for instance). It’s not intended to be used to port saves back and forth between two actively used consoles.

“Gaslighting” isn’t “soft language”. It’s a stronger accusation than just “lying”.

How long does it take you to finish a skittle? 5-10 minutes?

Three Musketeers isn’t even technically nougat, is it? It’s some sort of marshmallow-esque thing.

I would actually consider that -- I like Reese’s shit, but I would not shed any tears to have to rely exclusively on Trader Joe’s PB cups in the future -- except Twix is irredeemable garbage.

Is this office a beachhead for an alien invasion of Earth? Because Snickers are fucking delicious.

That’s why Twix goes. It tries to be something much better than it is and fails miserably.

Their black pepper chips are amazing, but they also pretty much dissolve my mouth.

A roommate of mine used to bring back Olive Garden leftovers from dinner with her folks. One of those people who never finished a meal and who also never ate leftovers. I was broke as hell and glad to have something other than beans and rice and ramen, but... honestly, even in that context, it was pretty bad.

Producing this game with all that 3D art and orchestrated music was likely much more expensive than the original.