I like my scrambled eggs on the more tender side, but Ramsey’s are way too runny. If I want to eat liquid eggs I’m going to go with poached, fried, soft-boiled, etc. For scrambled eggs I like fluffiness.

Maybe it’s just sleep deprivation talking, but there is something incredibly absurd and hilarious about even the concept “Shaq makes a fake hidden camera video where he sneaks into the Papa Johns headquarters and reveals their new item: a pizza that’s been folded over, called the ‘Papadia’.”

They still have it as a regional item -- I’ve seen it sold in Portland.

Jesus Christ. Kate had me. She had me. But Red Vines? Pez? If you’re going to go with edible chalk at least SweeTarts have some flavor. But Pez???

It’s kind of funny to me that the ciabatta was invented in the venerable year of... 1982. Basically as an attempt to create an Italian equivalent of the baguette.

Subway touts the sandwiches’ new “premium ingredients” like balsamic sauce and basil pesto, as well as the ciabatta bread itself.

They didn’t just copy gameplay. They copied the entire aesthetic. It’s unquestionably creative theft. Whether it’s illegal is a different question. Right now the case law is that look and feel in software have only limited protection (pretty much only exact copying is forbidden), but recent decisions in music…

Two is also exactly the right number. Every time I’ve gotten more than two tacos at a time I found that my enjoyment peaked with the second one and rapidly decreased after that, no matter how drunk/high I was.

It’s not vegetarian, it’s beef filled out with soy protein. They could probably get away with making it all TVP, frankly.

Glass houses.

portioning your snacks, turning off the TV while eating, chewing slowly, and smelling and tasting each bite fully

How is he being “precious”? People ask him whether he likes what other people are doing with his work, he says “no”... is he supposed to lie?

This is like when people ask Steve Albini his opinion on indie bands signing up for major labels just so there can be another round of “ALBINI LASHES OUT AT SONIC YOUTH: ‘I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA’” headlines. Except this time they don’t even have a public statement from Moore, just the HBO guy’s characterization of…

He rose above the rest merely by giving the impression that he thought about things other than who was owning who on Twitter and what podcast is coolest right now (well, second to Chapo, because they’re family, right?).

It’s a shame they apologized just because their employee called a dickhead a dickhead.

She said she had to dodge out of the way when he tried to kiss her, not just that he “looked like he wanted to kiss her”.

There is a meaningful difference between “not enough evidence” and “not enough evidence I’m allowed to use”.

An expulsion vote would be due process.

I really wish Kinja had a blocking mechanism like Disqus used to.

I know, the babies sobbing big fat tears because this product got pulled are pathetic.