That’s some quality bitch-slappin!

Your S-Class runs and drives? What are you complaining about??

Let’s take a moment and remember the good old times

I care about IndyCar. =(

times are hard

32 minutes? Dude, you need an editor. That’s way to long for this medium. If Sherwood Schwartz could tell a story in 22 minutes with six speaking characters, you should be able to pare this down. You seem like a nice guy and all, but no.

Well, first of all, you need a Maritime Lawyer:

International waters, Simpsons Did it!

Well, it’s not a “lifelong” commitment for her.

A face only a gold digger could love.

Better yet. You could take one of those $100 bills and get a stupid tattoo on your face.

I don’t know how well Bernie gets on with his mother-in-law, but does anyone here remember Ruthless People?

Idiot kidnappers, out of everyone in the world;-He doesn’t give two shits