Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Also DON’T LISTEN TO POLLS! Ask President Hillary Clinton, Democratic Party of Florida Nominee Gwen Graham, and Senator Roy Moore how much polls matter. Polls don’t mean shit anymore. There’s only one poll that matters; the one taken after the voting booth closes. That’s the one we need to care about!

Same here in Texas. Fingers crossed for Beto. 

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

I feel fucking terrible for Dr. Blasey Ford.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

“At some point I think we have to admit we have lost the nation to the worst people, and that merely saying “Hey, that’s not fair,” just isn’t going to cut it. Not that I have a viable solution”

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Exactly. It is essentially a job interview, and I cannot imagine acting the way he acted yesterday during a job interview, especially the inappropriate snappy retorts to Senator Klobuchar, and still getting that job. Only someone who knows that it doesn’t matter what they do, that they will be handed what they…

I believe he had been coached or coached himself to respond to the allegations of excess drinking by confronting the questioner, whomever it would be. He tried that line first with Whitehouse, who ignored it... so he loaded another bullet in the chamber and waited for the next chance to fire. That it happened to be a…

He’ll never withdraw, he’s too entitled. He believes he is owed this position.

He even fucking lied about THAT, because he said to the Senator he was speaking with, “you remember, we talked about ketchup on spaghetti..” and the senator replied, basically, “uh...what?  No.”  And Kavanaugh, completely disused to not having his bros immediately back up whatever ring he just said, got all confused…

UHHHHHH LANDON! GIRL BYE! I didnt even realize she wasnt on this season til like 5 episodes in - she was the WORST (ps - this season should have won a golden globe award for the best show of year) Also, my friend saw her in Aspen and she was really nice, but I dont like her still ! 

I follow on instagram, so I can love / hate him purely on photos. He’s very “look who I am hanging out with” which makes me feel like a jealous girlfriend type - which is why I hate him. I also am a married woman, with 2 children though so I guess I better get a grip. LOL. 

He does?! Oh that makes me so much happier.

Note the pause before he says assistant. He had to catch himself before he said what he actually thinks. 

This season, when Cameran was over and his butt crack was hanging out... I wanted to barf.

Excuse me if I’m misunderstanding, because the only thing I know about Instagram is that it’s where all the cute dogs hang out, but did Ansel just call his own legs Ronaldo legs and @ed Cristiano Ronaldo? Because whew.