Right. I think it’s funny that my boss makes those remarks about women and kids when the reality is he has never wanted for a goddamn thing from me—ever. I work at night, I work early in the morning and frankly, I’m used to juggling 17k things and I’m efficient as hell. So when he makes those comments, he feels that…

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Yup. I’m about to tell a story that is probably stupid to tell given that I could get shit-canned in one hot second if my boss were to ever find out I wrote about it, but here goes: I’m now in corporate America after working for 16 years in law firm world which, if people don’t know, are notoriously stuck in the dark…

Now I feel like I have to try to do something about this since I now know about it. I don’t usually shield myself from knowing these types of horrifying things humans do to other species, but this one is new to me. It’s horrendous.

I am a rare non-paleo eating Crossfitter who doesn’t give a shit about it the minute I walk out the door. I’m with you - I don’t get it. Everyone there talks about nothing other than “PRs” and paleo and it’s so goddamn boring I could weep.

Riot Fest! Me, too! I brought my 11 yr old daughter with me because she loves Qwen and has no idea about No Doubt (???).

Quite honestly, this is the best tweet I think I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop laughing at it’s brilliance.

I mean, I would be absolutely mortified if it ever got out that I watch this show, don’t get me wrong. I can count on one hand how many people know I watch it and it’s only because they secretly confessed to me that they do, too (they confessed first, and it’s #2 people). I’m waiting for my 16 yo to question me when…

A) that was about the best description of Ken I’ve ever read. Bravo.

I’m familiar. Here’s the thing: I’m pretty self-loathing, and you couple that with anything candy corn flavored and I really don’t believe I deserve anything else. It helps that I’m obsessed with candy corn. IT’S THE BEST OUT THERE.

Good question. For me, it’s the candy corn version just because candy corn is my first love. But I agree with you - the cookies and creme one is pretty fantastic.

I’ll have you know that my co-workers and I have gone through 2 of those vomit bars in the last week. We snap off a hunk here and there, eating it ever-so slowly because we never want it to end. IT’S THE BEST. I love white chocolate and I’m obsessed with candy corn - it’s a perfect marriage.

I hear you on finding it weird. It’s been many years since I took my kids to the park, but I agree that people come and go and no one would know how long they’ve been there. But also, re: the slumping, if I looked over and saw a mom pushing her slumped over kid in the infant (assuming it was the infant one) swing, I…

Sames - I was 32, as well. My friend and I were talking about it today and she asked, “did we even have the internet then?” and we both honestly had to sit and think about it for a minute. THAT OLD.

Best.Gif.Ever.

I’m so fucking with you. I just can’t stand them any more. I worked as a clinic escort about 100 years ago (maybe the late 80s) during a summer when Operation Rescue was out in full force and they were harassing patients as they arrived at the clinics. I was fucking 19/20 maybe? WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS…

That sounds like my dream come true, to be honest. My youngest is almost out of elementary school and then HOT DAMN, my forced interactions with banal, judgey, vacant parents will be almost cut in half! That said, I cracked up when I saw that she was trying to prevent parents from meeting with each other. Good luck…

Thank you. I was this.close to posting this. Whenever I hear a bra size mentioned anywhere, I think of Frank.

Bravo - this was my first thought.

Never in my life would I ever use anything as pedestrian as “guys” in any pleading. They lose all credibility with this sloppy complaint.