I could watch that and”Waiting for Guffman” once a week for the rest of my life. “And that worked really well for my family...until mom committed suicide in ‘89.” Aaaand scene! It made me so happy to see her shout out to Fred.

OMG. I thought I was the only one who did that! I actually legit ask that every time because I/m convinced Rhianna sings every song on the radio. My daughter can’t roll her eyes more.

Music festivals. Just can’t do them anymore. (I actually can’t remember a time when I could)

“I always wonder however, why someone would meet an athlete at a bar and go back to their house. The intent of inviting someone to your house from a bar is usally to have sex with them is it not?”

Oh god, maybe it’s my shitty night sleep last night but I can’t stop laughing at this. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in days.

I was 11 and I watched the entire thing! I remember my mom and dad were all up in arms that I was sucked in to all of the “hoopla” surrounding it because they thought everything connected to the monarchy was (is) a farse.

Not true at all.

I grew up in Minnesota. Not true at all.

I’m with you on this. I wrote this diatribe yesterday in response to a confusing article on Gawker re: Taylor. I’m still in the grays, though, and I’m sure repeating it here won’t help.

A-fucking-men to that. Regret? I’m delighted that at least one decision I’ve made in my life was actually in my best interest.

YES! I thought I might be the only one who digs this. I’m struggling to find any Deltron I don’t like.

I feel like you could drop a piece of paper in my bedroom and I would snap awake. I take my foam ear plugs with me when I travel, too. I don’t know how I hear my alarm because it’s set for NPR, but I hear it and I don’t hear anything else = win.

“If you’re newly single and ready to mingle, your teeth had better be looking their absolute best.”

So along similar bewildering lines...my niece sent out invitations last fall. I’m the youngest of a way-too-big family and 2 of my sisters, at different times, texted me things like, “hey, I can’t wait to see you and the kids!” “I hope you and the kids stay at the same hotel as me and my kids!” I received mine and it…

I could talk about all of the Housewives all of the time. Yay for kindred spirit! Dorinda and John won’t long, and that’s assuming they’re still together today. Heather - I like her, but I’m trying to figure out why she thinks she’s the all-knowing one of the bunch. She’s kind of the self-appointed therapist of the…

Before I even read it I scrolled down to see when you’d show up. Nicely done.

I smoked from about 20-25 and then quit. “It wasn’t bad at all”, the 5-yr smoker said. Then I went until I was—are you ready?—43. Forty-three years old! My best friend is a I-only-smoke-when-I-drink person and it’s funny because for years she would offer me one when we were out and it didn’t even occur to me to take…

Whenever we need to partner up at CrossFit, the same woman always finds me and we partner. I like her 50% of the time and loathe her the other half. She is OBSESSED with giving her weight, and talking about weight in terms of numbers and just weight in general. “Oh no, I’m not sure I’ll be able to squat 130 lbs…

I’m a cyclist, too, and it took me about 3 years to finally find a bike shop in my area that took me remotely seriously. Before that, when I had no other choice I would begrudgingly hand my money over to shops where employees would proverbially pat me on my head and treat me like a simpleton. While this ad is…

I rarely have no words. And I have no words.