Bottle. But I'm a germaphobe.

This story is a week old. It's amusing, but I've seen it everywhere already. Feels like blogging sloppy seconds.

@Buggie: This is the website PSA that I see when I watch Teen Mom 2 online. I put in my zip code in the clinic search box on the site, and the first result was my local Planned Parenthood.

@cinnamonpants: Yes, we do the cat sandwich too! My cat is Sanya and we call it a San-wich.

Teeth-whitening products offered free ("just pay shipping and handling!") are a way for the seller to get your credit card number. Then they will proceed to charge it for monthly subscriptions priced anywhere from $80 to $300. It has nothing to do with whiter teeth; that's just the hook.

@accesskathryn: Gawker writers do this a lot. It's disappointing.

I once saw an old guy in red sweatpants and a stained white wifebeater KILL with "Cabaret." It was a magical karaoke moment.

@T. L. Morgendorffer: Indeed, AA's only decent products are their T-shirts and hoodies anyway. Scrunchies and skin-tight body suits? No thanks, Dov.

@LightUpTheStage: I'd love to look like her at whatever weight she's at. I think she's gorgeous.

@Glum Cunt: Yes, but with less forced dancing.

@Glum Cunt: Me too. It haunted me, but in a good way.

@JacquesPaysan: As a kid, I was OBSESSED with a NatGeo book on the Titanic. It was a huge coffeetable book full of pictures. I must have checked it out of the library at least 10 times.

@Poodle_Heart: The fish ate the bodies years and years ago. But there are some pairs of shoes that remain, so you can see where the bodies were.

@kentuckienne: That's the first thing I thought of as well. I think I've heard the incorrect position called a "brain basket."

@CKD1: After learning about Kitty Genovese, I made a vow to myself to always be someone that does something. I have, several times, and will continue to do so.

@ijustwritebooks: This confused me too. Radar used (sic) after both of her tweets. I guess maybe it's their vaguely incorrect way of saying "the grammar and capitalization are hers."

@heywhat: He got famous enough to move out of the Twin Cities to L.A. So he's at least got that going for him.

@thisiswhyim: If you don't want to click through individual photos in a photo post, remove the /gallery/ at the end of the URL. Example:

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I am not afraid to be extra servicey! Here is a link that I found; I have no affiliation with Asian Apparel. I really want the dark gray V-neck T-shirt! [www.etsy.com]

@alula: Agreed. I kind of ignored her at first, but her writing is very eloquent and she has a great perspective.