Are we sure that they all weren't just doing the macarena?

I can't tell you how often I use this site at work.

Damn your eyes!

Cunt we all just get along?

Wait . . . is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Can someone who's seen "Don Jon" tell me if Tony Danza's character is also named Tony?  I'm pretty sure he's been named Tony in every role he's ever had.  Always the sign of a master thespian.

Oh my luuuuuuuurrrrrd!

Oh yes we can!  Just watch!

You're the worst character ever, Towelie.

I remember after this movie came out, some comedian or TV personality was joking about it, and said something to the effect of, "Why is Ben Stiller's character such a bad guy in this film?  Because he has a job?"  And that perfectly summed up why I hated it.

This piece of dialogue always slays me.  God bless Martin Starr:

VOLE-CANO!

*Corporate attorney for Iams Dog Food starts salivating and prepping his legal briefs*

Um, Adam Sandler? At a festival dedicated to comedy and making people laugh? Does not compute . . .

Marlon and Shawn Wayons?

Quark sure is gonna look funny eating corn on the cob with NO FUCKING TEETH!

Quark sure is gonna look funny eating corn on the cob with NO FUCKING TEETH!

Agree completely.  The cause bracelet phenomenon is so ripe for good satire, and they just didn't hit the mark with this episode.

Agree completely.  The cause bracelet phenomenon is so ripe for good satire, and they just didn't hit the mark with this episode.

Where was our parade, huh?  WHERE WAS OUR PARADE?!