“Donald Trump: not that smart!”
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Get that little girl away from him! Who would leave their kids with this guy?!
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We’ve got Don Adams for president...
“...I’ve ordered the Arizona Commerce Authority to withdraw all financial incentive dollars under their discretion that the State was providing for the company to locate here.”
Spaulding (Groucho Marx): Say, I used to know a fellow, looked exactly like you, by the name of... ah... Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
...and what about Will Smith playing Robin Williams?! Where’s the representation for the blue-skinned, like Sonic, the Smurfs or Jester Lavorre?
Brilliant likeness! Looks exactly like her.
He also got the War of 1812 & the Revolutionary War all ass-backwards, but yeah, air power, which really only belonged to the BIRDS AT THE TIME!!!
Great, he’s ripping off Cialis ads now...
This guy’s the type who keeps losing customers, and after maybe fifty recalls, he wonders, “What am I doing wrong?”
That’s the thing - he’s not a politician. An actual politician can lie and you don’t realize it. A politician has the rhetorician’s ability, and can lie with omission, can spin it so that the truth is a lie, can talk for minutes on end and say absolutely nothing, can do nearly anything with language to mislead you…
“How many migrant women has Kellyanne Conway touched? Hugged? Sat on a concrete floor with? Actually listened to?”
He can be a pencil-neck fatass; dare to overachieve.
She still sounds saner than the evil motherfucker in the White House right now, and he was elected on the basis of his guanophrenia.
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God-DAMMIT, here we go again... I should have this on a bookmark by now, but no, I have to go and get it every couple of weeks.