...and I bet not one of those contributing is from Mexico, you know, ‘cause they were gonna pay for it... somehow... for some reason...?

His legacy will have been making Nixon and both Bushes look great by comparison. Hell, even Garfield was better...

Obligatory:

It has to do with foreshadowing of the character in the comic (which happens in comics, especially with villains - like how Wilson Fisk’s (Kingpin) last name sounds like ‘fist’, Doctor Octavius, or just straight-up Victor Von Doom). Sometimes it’s subtle, sometimes not so much - I’d say Jeff’s name puts him in the…

Trumpy Lunkhead

Homework, maybe?

Not that I care, but what is the subtext for a sexy cow in connection with a dairy product?

Considering I didn’t vote for the Anti-Governor, I’ll ignore the voting record remark (for now). You do, however, have to ask yourself, why America voted for Trump?

Hi, guy in Kentucky here.

I just like the look of her “waiting” for the flavor to happen...

Isn’t this what they hired Megan for?

“get ignorant”? Sounds like an extremely simple acquisition to me...

Tip #1: Insurance companies that actually give a damn WILL NOT CALL YOU, nor will they harass you after you have called them.

Right; it’s up there with that quaint old Southern expression, “If he invited me to a concentration camp full of Jews being gassed, I would definitely be there!”

“they’ll be arrested for a long time...”

So here’s what’s actually going to happen:

Mike Penis is not a big deal, though (puns, y’all!).

Fallon’s problem stems from the same one as Roseanne Barr’s - the presupposition that they are funny.

More like investurbation...

“But given that the youth vote has always been pathetically low, I don’t think they bear the majority of the blame.”