It is an actual word:  Ironically, in Spanish: Colusión (and there appears to be an accent over the “o”). So while there’s no collusion in Mexico (or other Spanish-speaking places, they’ll be happy to know), here in the U.-Goddamned-S. of You Bet Your A, there’s plenty.

This is about the love affair between two world leaders.

They’re pissed that everything we’ve been saying all along has been true, that they were duped by a Russian puppet with an IQ of 45, and that the “patriot” they all wanted him to be has committed treason against all of us. But mostly, the first thing. When you build the foundation of your campaign on “Mexicans are…

That's what Trump said!

I haven't, actually, might check it out.

Well, he’s dishonest, and dense. I suppose it applies. Still:

Unless being “pushed” looks something like this:

Provided there’s little to no humidity.
Personally, I prefer 68° - 70°F (20° - 21°C, for 21st century folks) humid or not.

Well, these were arrested pretty quickly:

I feel it’s a bit out of order, as well, with missing details:

DING! DING! DING! Congratulations! You guessed correctly, Donald Trump does indeed take not only his speeches and responses from Mad Libs, but his “strategies” are also taken from the pages of that elementary school favorite you enjoyed because it was only slightly better than a pop quiz. This, however, fascinates…

Yeah, this guy blows. He needs to punch up his act, like this guy did:

Shame on Sasha for being predatory towards small, innocent, completely and utterly defenseless Republicans.
They’re such easy prey, and he’s working too hard.
All you really have to do is stick a camera in their face and pretend to be interested in them and what they have to say, much like they pretend to have…

I’m not a sports fan, but I’m getting from the tone of the article that the Washington Nationals and the term “speedballs” are mutually exclusive.

Check out my lakefront property accessible by the Brooklyn Bridge!

So here’s what really happened:
She recognized the undercover cops & detectives there, since they weren’t undercover but the usual patrons.
They got paid to harrass her (making them the real whores in this story), got the benefit of her show, and arrested her while she did her job.
Officers & Detectives Involved:  No one…

“...tasked with chasing Donald Trump around to keep him from accidentally ending the world.”
Yeah, who’s tasked with keeping him from purposely ending the world, you know, like he does?

Maurice Ashley for President! Or at least let hem blow Bevin away in a few games (what’cha wanna bet Bevin calls the Knight the Horsie?)