Get a bunch of people to go do that. Then get a bunch to march on Washington, drag the whole administration out by their hair out onto Pennsylvania Avenue, then play a few rounds of Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.

Apparently, Schmuckabee finally cracked under the weight of her finally-developing conscience. The new model is great, lacks sympathy AND empathy, and can lie like the cheap rug on her boss’ head. Just incredible evil called up on a dark St. Walpurgis Night at a crossroads. She’s almost lifelike, too!

Actually I was referring to prioritization rather than multitasking, but, hey! if you can find a solution that doesn’t kill two birds with one straw before more children are ripped from their parents, neglected, abused or worse:

Don’t blame you one bit.

How about we fix this first:

Beat me to it! Instead:

How does he change pillowcases?